Ed Ed and EdDy!!

Thursday, December 01, 2005

guess wat?read something abt male novelties in the newspaper AND...G-STRINGS are considered old fashion...apparently,e hot stuff is something that enhances the ahem....Man, and i thought only gurls need enhancing...btw,do u guys noe how annoying it is to have ur mother encouraging u to drink more milk in the faint hope that ur breast will grow?!!!!!it's so annoying...and my mom keeps reminding me that i'll regret it later if my breast dun grow...Imean, I'M LIKE WHAT THE HELL HAS MY BOOBS GOT TO DO WITH U?!u have ur own to look after so yah...AND she NEVER stop dragging me to the undergarments section wif loads of metal bras in it...(btw,metal conducts electricity , so never wear a metal bra and stand under a tall tree, incase lightning strike.u noe wat will happen...)and did i mention too?She finds it perfectly normal to stare at a row of pads in a shopping mall comparing prices,and then recommending which one is good,and finally walk back home wif a huge pack of pads in a transparent plastic bag.Imean,i'm lik wth...its like pp were staring at her (and she's acting like a pad obsessed fan).I'll NEVER EVER going sshopping for pads wif my mom...i think i prefer delivery service.

hard-boil-egg @ 1:16 PM